inventory

- a bamboo hat
- a living piece of silk named Ruoye. it can stretch, fly, tie people up, be used as an escape rope, strangle things, create a defensive circle that makes you invisible to demons/undead, etc.
- curse shackles on his neck and right ankle, the former of which basically prevents mp regeneration so he's permanently stuck at empty...the ankle one gives him e-rank luck.
- a black sword named Fang Xin. he can fly on it, but it's old so it's kind of a wobbly ride...
- a white silk qipao (very pricey)
- a small handbag (qiankun)
- a growing collection of kitchen knives
- a roomba named Bichen
- a growing wardrobe of (mostly) girly clothes, thanks windy
- a variety of entry-level work uniforms (mcdenny's, dairy king, etc)
- a bromide of himself in a red silk qipao with a silver butterfly pattern. bromide description: Xie Lian is a rank two star who seduces others with his hypnotic hip gyrations.
- a first aid kit and a buck knife from Shino
- a sharpening kit, beginner cookbook, and knife with an engraved handle from windy
- a fluffy scarf (from windy) and a golden scarf (from shizun)
- emoji pillow from hisoka
- sword maintenance kit + fixer-upper sword from shizun
- an old woodchopping axe from home, obtained for firilia
- mantou the chickitten
- a fancy proper sword from windy!!